Alan Bird (Bill Paterson) thinks he has life pretty well organised. Glasgow’s top DJ, with a nice apartment, and the only red BMW Cabriolet in Strathclyde, he has little to worry about until his kleptomaniac girlfriend Maddy (Eleanor David) ditches him just before Christmas.
With his apartment and lovelife stripped bare, he stumbles across a furious vendetta between rival ice-cream vendors. Caught in the crossfire, and looking for something meaningful in life, he decides to take things seriously and settle the dispute between the feuding mafiosi...
Directed by Bill Forsyth (Gregory's Girl, Local Hero, That Sinking Feeling)
